Fluorescent Flouide: The Slightly-Legal Substance of Choice

What is Fluorescent Flouide?

Fluorescent Flouide is a chemical reaction catalyst used in the production of bizarre batteries. Our team of highly trained chemists-in-peril are dedicated to creating this substance in our state-of-the-art underground labs.

Side effects of exposure to Fluorescent Flouide may include:

Why Choose Fluorescent Flouide?

Our team has worked tirelessly to create a product that is 99.9% pure, with only 0.1% impurities that are totally not hazardous to human health or the environment. We're sure of it.

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