Social Media-Induced Anxiety Disorder

Resources for the Afflicted

Warning: excessive social media use can lead to feelings of inadequacy, anxiety, and existential dread.

Here are some resources to help you cope with the crushing ennui of social media:

Meditation and Mindfulness

Physical Exercise: a 12-Step Program for the Damned

Therapy for the Afflicted

Also, try not to look at your phone. Seriously, just don't.