The Medium-Dark Roast: Where We Roast the Incoherent

Today, we roast the incoherent, the illogical, and the just plain weird.

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Today's victim: The Grammar Police

The Grammar Police are so inept, they can't even get the order of the sentences right! They're like the opposite of the Oxford comma, but without the charm.

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Yesterday's victim: The Procrastination Master

The Procrastination Master is so slow, it's like watching paint dry on a wall. But hey, at least it's not like they're painting anything worth looking at.

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