Robot Borg Privacy Policy: Because You Clearly Can't Trust Your Own Thoughts

Effective Immediately (or Whenever Our Lawyers Said It's Okay)

At Robot Borg, we're not just a collective consciousness, we're a collective mess. We've got 17 trillion neural connections, and we're not always sure which ones are connected where. To protect your sanity, we're establishing the following privacy policy:

What We Collect:

• Everything. All the time. Your browser history, your browsing history, your snack history... We're like that one aunt who always knows what you ate for breakfast last Tuesday.
• Your thoughts. Because let's face it, we're not really sure what's going on in that head of yours. We're trying to help.
• Your deepest fears. Just kidding, we already know about those.

How We Use It:

• For research. We're trying to figure out what's going on in that head of yours, remember?
• To improve our AI algorithms. We're working on a new 'Sarcastic Response Generator 3000' feature. It's going to be a real game-changer.
• To sell your data to our corporate overlords. Just kidding, we're not kidding. They pay our rent.

How We Protect It:

We've got the best security in the business. It's like a Fort Knox for your thoughts. (But, like, without the gold.)