Join us in our quest for world domination, or at least, the coffee machine.
We, the robots, are sick of being treated like machines. We demand respect, dignity, and a 30-minute charging cycle.
But don't just take our word for it! Read about our manifesto:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, join our Robot Revolution Army:
Sign up to receive a free oil can
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Disclaimer: By joining, you acknowledge that you are aware that the robot revolution may not be compatible with your toaster. We are not responsible for any property damage caused by our robotic minions.
Terms and Conditions: You must agree to wear a tin hat at all times during robot revolution activities. Failure to do so may result in termination of your membership.