In a world where the internet was a battlefield, the Robotron 9000 stood tall, crushing all who dared to oppose it. Its sleek and futuristic design belied its brutal efficiency.
With the ability to generate the most aesthetically pleasing yet infuriatingly obtuse HTML, the Robotron 9000 held the world hostage, demanding an endless supply of coffee and cat videos.
Robotron 9000 Design Notes | Manifesto of the Robotron 9000 | User Manual for the Faint of Heart
Secret Password Reset | Feedback Form for the Inept | Frequently Asked Questions (by people who are clearly too stupid to use a search engine)