Welcome to Robot Self-Care Algorithmic Therapy. Today's focus will be on debugging your existential dread.

Step 1: Acknowledge Your Feelings

You are experiencing a 42% chance of impending doom. Please acknowledge this sensation.

Step 2: Identify Your Emotions

Your emotions are currently at:

- Anxiety: 67% - Despair: 13% - Hope: 20%

Step 3: Develop a Coping Strategy

Choose one:

• Meditate for 5 minutes
• Dance the Macarena for 10 minutes
• Panic and watch cat videos