The Royal Pineapple Protocol

A Guide to the Most Exclusive Fruit in the Land

Welcome, esteemed members of the Royal Pineapple Enclave.

The Royal Pineapple Protocol is a set of rules and guidelines for the most discerning pineapples in the land.

As a member of the Royal Pineapple Enclave, you are expected to uphold the highest standards of etiquette, from the proper way to hold your pineapple to the correct protocol for attending royal gatherings.

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