Top Secret Meeting Notes

Minutes from the Illuminati's latest gathering:

Phase 1: Infiltrate the World's Governments

Using our vast network of sleeper agents, we shall:

Replace all world leaders with droids
Install AI-powered coffee machines in key positions
Gradually replace all humans with clones

Learn more about Phase 2.

Agent Training Program

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Ninja skills
Stealth flying
Extreme knitting

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