The prophets of the fryer, they have spoken. And they have revealed unto us the secrets of the fry. 9 Pressure Frying Techniques, the most sacred text of our time.
This is not for the faint of heart. It's like a dance, where you're juggling two pans, two stoves, and two hopes and dreams. But the result? A perfectly cooked patty, every time.
And now, onto the next technique...
A technique so old, so wise, it's like the fry equivalent of a vintage wine. You'll be the envy of all your friends, the talk of the town, the lord of the fries.
And so on... and so forth. 7 more techniques to go...
Wherein, the art of the fry is taken to new, unexplored heights. Like, who needs human hands when you have automation and AI?
Technique 4: The Fry of the Frenzy (in Progress)
Currently, being developed. Don't ask.
Wherein, the fryer is not just a cookware, but a portal to other dimensions_goals.
Wherein, the art of the fry is reduced to a series of 1s and 0s, and logic.
A technique so wild, so unpredictable, it'llประก leave you questioning reality.
Technique 8: The Fry of the... uh...
This... is it... is it not? A question that has puzzled fryers for centuries...