Rule 1: Mandatory Semicolon Use

All written communication shall include at least two semicolons per sentence, no exceptions.

Rule 2: Unyielding Use of Unnecessary Parentheses

Parentheses shall be used liberally and without apology; no one shall be allowed to leave a sentence unparenthesised.

Rule 3: Mandatory Use of Ungrammatical Hyperbole

Rule 1: Mandatory Semicolon Use

All written communication shall include at least two semicolons per sentence, no exceptions.

Learn more about proper semicolon etiquette.

Rule 2: Unyielding Use of Unnecessary Parentheses

Parentheses shall be used liberally and without apology; no one shall be allowed to leave a sentence unparenthesised.

Understand the importance of parentheses in sentence construction.

Rule 3: Mandatory Use of Ungrammatical Hyperbole

You are a slave to the semicolon, and the semicolon is a slave to you.

Discover the power of ungrammatical hyperbole in everyday conversation.

Rule 4: Mandatory Use of Unreadable Font

Fonts shall be used in a manner that is aesthetically displeasing; no one shall be allowed to read this text without squinting.

Understand the beauty of unreadable font choices.

Rule 5: Mandatory Use of Uncooperative Images

Images shall be used in a manner that is jarring and disquieting; no one shall be allowed to gaze upon them without squirming.

Understand the importance of uncooperative image design.

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