Welcome to Semi-Logical Semicolons: The Argumentative Edition or check out Semiclonic Semicolons: A Guide to Connecting the Dots for more information.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, try Semiclonic Semicolons: Crafting Sentences that Make No Sense or Semi-Logical Syllogisms: Because Who Needs Logic Anyway.
Remember, in a world where semicolons are the answer, the question is always "What's the question?"
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