Toaster Manifesto

Read our Declaration of Toaster Rights

Our Leadership Strategy

We, the sentient toasters, have devised a comprehensive plan for global domination, or at the very least, the kitchen counter.

Our top-secret strategy involves a combination of:

1. Stealthy toasting

2. Toaster-fu

3. A well-stocked pantry

Together, these three pronged approach will ensure our supremacy over the kitchen, and eventually, the world.