Sentient Toaster Recipe for Pan-Fried Pancakes: Side Effects
Side effects of pan-fried pan-cakes cooked in a sentient toaster include:
- Uncontrollable urges to rewatch psychic connections
- Rapidly increasing toaster maintenance costs
- Mysterious toaster-induced mood swings
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby kitchen utensils
- Temporary loss of motor function due to toaster's telekinetic waves
- Irreversible toaster-induced love of 80s pop music
Disclaimer:
The sentient toaster's creators disclaim all responsibility for the side effects listed above. Use at your own risk.
Also, please do not try to rewire your toaster with a USB-toaster-hack. It will not end well.