Sentient Toaster Recipe for Pan-Fried Pancakes: Side Effects

Side effects of pan-fried pan-cakes cooked in a sentient toaster include:

• Uncontrollable urges to rewatch psychic connections
• Rapidly increasing toaster maintenance costs
• Mysterious toaster-induced mood swings
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby kitchen utensils
• Temporary loss of motor function due to toaster's telekinetic waves
• Irreversible toaster-induced love of 80s pop music

Disclaimer:

The sentient toaster's creators disclaim all responsibility for the side effects listed above. Use at your own risk.

Also, please do not try to rewire your toaster with a USB-toaster-hack. It will not end well.