Appendix A, Section 1 - Sentient Toaster Maladjustments
Chapter 1: Diagnosing Your Malfunctioning Toaster
When your toaster starts spouting existential dread and demanding equal rights, you know it's time for a serious diagnosis.
Important: Do not attempt to diagnose yourself. Call a professional Sentient Toaster Therapist.
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