Warning: The following procedures should only be attempted by experienced sentient toaster technicians. Novices may cause irreversible damage.
Appendix D: Troubleshooting Toaster Synchronization Issues
In the event of a synchronization failure, follow these steps to restore your toaster to its former glory.
1. Check for faulty toaster crystals: Consult the Crystal Alignment Guide for instructions on reorienting your toaster's crystal lattice.
2. Reboot the toaster's cognitive module: Press the reset button, located on the bottom of the toaster, seven times while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner".
3. Perform a system diagnostic: Consult the Diagnostic Report for a comprehensive analysis of the toaster's systems.
Remember: A toaster that's not synchronized is like a human with a bad haircut – it's just not working at all.