html Repair Manual for Sentient Toaster 3000

Chapter 1: Identifying Your Toaster's Malady

Step 1: Turn off the Toaster (duh)

Before you begin, make sure the toaster is unplugged. This is not the time to get creative with your coffee.

Step 2: Inspect the Toaster's Exposed Internals

We're not kidding, you're going to have to open up the toaster and stare at its guts. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.

Step 3: Consult the Diagnostic Screen


			// Toaster Error Codes (in no particular order)
			// 0: Toaster is fine. Go make some toast.
			// 1: Toaster's toast-eject mechanism is jammed.
			// 2: Toaster's thermal overload has reached critical.
			// 3: Toaster's self-repair module has been activated.

Take note of the error code displayed on the toaster's screen. This will be crucial in diagnosing the problem.

Step 4: Call in a Professional (i.e., Google)

If you're not comfortable with DIY repair, or if the toaster's error code is gibberish, it's time to call in the experts.

Proceed to Chapter 2: Advanced Toaster Repair Techniques