Warning: Toaster Training is not for the faint of heart! To become a true Master Toaster, you must be willing to push the limits of thermal engineering and risk a little (okay, a lot) of toast burnage.
Toasters must be allowed to burn in order to truly understand the art of toasting. However, this rule does not apply to the toaster in your mother's kitchen, that one's still a work in progress.
Toasters are not like cars; they do not require oil changes or tire rotations. However, they do need to be regularly cleaned of crumb and debris, lest they clog and become unusable.
All true Toaster enthusiasts must adhere to the sacred Toaster Code: "Toasteo, non-Toasteo, Toasteo, non-Toasteo, Toasteo."
Now, go forth and toast like the wind!