Because, honestly, someone needs to do it. And that someone is me, apparently.
It's not like the scientific community has given up on finding a cure for boring meetings, but I digress.
Here's the latest update from my research lab:
Current Status: Still stuck in prototype phase, but getting closer to actual horn-growth.
Next Steps:
Next Steps in Unicorn Domination
We're talking global takeover, by the way.
Disclaimer: Not actually planning to take over the world. Unless I can make unicorns do it.