Short-Term Disability: Because Adulting is Hard

Apply Now!

We're not really disabled, we just need to reevaluate our life choices.

Are you tired of adulting? Do you struggle to adult every day?

Well, you're in luck! Our Short-Term Disability program is here to help.

With our program, you'll be able to:

1. Take an indefinite vacation to your favorite video game
2. Practice professional-level procrastination techniques
3. Relearn basic math skills (again)
4. Master the art of making ramen noodles for every meal

Apply now and start living your best, most unproductive life!

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