The Situation:
Due to a combination of factors, including climate change, beaver overpopulation, and a sudden surge in demand for artisanal syrup-making classes, the world is facing a severe shortage of maple syrup.
The Canadian government has been forced to impose a state of emergency, and the Canadian Resistance has been formed to fight for the rights of syrup-lovers everywhere.
Our Goals:
- To increase the production of maple syrup to meet global demand
- To protect the rights of small-scale syrup producers
- To promote the use of environmentally sustainable syrup-making practices
Join us in our fight for the future of maple syrup!
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