Are you tired of having shoulders that look like they've been put through a meat grinder? Do you find yourself constantly adjusting your posture, only to end up slouching over your computer like a slovenly teenager?

Look no further than Subpage 1: Identifying the Problem for a comprehensive analysis of your shoulder woes.

Or, if you're already convinced that your shoulders are a lost cause, dive into Subpage 2: Desperation Techniques for some questionable solutions.

Bonus Content:

The Physics of Shoulder Pain explores the fascinating intersection of biomechanics and agony.

Disclaimer:

This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually follow the advice given here, or you may end up with a permanent case of RSI. Seriously, though, get a massage.