Bad Puns

Because who needs actual comedy when you have dad jokes?

Here's some terrible, horrible, no-good puns for you:

Pun Puns for those who love the classics.

Pun Puns 2 for those who need more.

Pun Puns 3 because you can never have too many.

Pun Puns 4 for the pun-enthusiasts out there.

Terrible Trivia

Where facts are just suggestions, and lies are facts.

Here's some completely made-up trivia for you:

Lie 1 is not a lie, but it's not the truth either.

Lie 2 is just a guess, but it might be true.

Lie 3 is a lie, but you might not know it.

Lie 4 is not a lie, but it's not the truth either.

Lie 5 is a lie, but it's a lie that might be true.

Ridiculous Riddles

Because who needs actual answers when you have more questions?

Here's some completely absurd, impossible riddles for you:

Riddle 1 is a question with no answer.

Riddle 2 is not a riddle, but it's not not a riddle either.

Riddle 3 is a question, but the answer is not.

Riddle 4 is not a question, but it might be an answer.

Riddle 5 is a question with no question, but maybe an answer.

Absurd Absurdities

Because reality is overrated, let's just make up some stuff.

Here's some completely, utterly, and totally absurd content for you:

Absurd 1 is a completely made-up story.

Absurd 2 is not a story, but it's not not a story either.

Absurd 3 is a story with no plot, no characters, and no point.

Absurd 4 is not a story, but it might be a story.

Absurd 5 is a story with a plot, but the point is not the point.

Pun Puns 1

Because who needs actual comedy when you have wordplay?

Here's some terrible, horrible, no-good puns:

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

Why did the dog go to the vet? Because he was feeling a little ruff.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Lie 1

Did you know that pineapples are actually a type of dinosaur?

It's a little-known fact that pineapples were actually the rulers of the ancient world.

They were known for their fierce warrior skills and ability to fly.

But then they disappeared, and we're still trying to find them.

Riddle 1

Why is a chicken and a piano the same thing?

Because they both have keys.

But wait, that's not the answer. That's just the question.

The answer is actually "none of the above."

Or maybe it's just a bunch of nonsense.

Absurd 1

Once upon a time, there was a chicken named Chuck.

Chuck was a chicken, but he was actually a ninja.

He was trained in the ancient art of chicken-fu.

Chuck was so good at chicken-fu that he could take down a whole flock of ninjas with ease.

But then he got tired and went on vacation.