Couch Warfare: The Art of Sitting in the Corner

Welcome, fellow corner-sitters! You've found the official website for the most exclusive and prestigious club in the world: Couch Warfare. Here, you'll find tips, tricks, and strategies for defending your corner of the couch like a pro.

But wait, there's more! You can also:

• Learn how to create the ultimate corner fort
• Discover the art of throw blanket warfare
• Get tips on how to sleep like a boss in the corner

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Engage in a game of Corner Tag
• Practice your sitting-in-the-corner diplomacy skills

And don't forget to check out our:

• Corner Chronicle: The latest news and updates from the world of Couch Warfare

Join us, and remember: the corner is mightier than the sword.

Or, you know, just sit in the corner and enjoy the snacks.