Snack Security Meeting 44: Incident Report
We had 5 reported incidents involving rogue Doritos, 2 suspiciously placed Nacho cheese spills, 1 rogue Cheeto that was later found hiding under the conference table, and an unconfirmed report of a missing Chex mix.
Incident 1: The Dorito Infiltration |
Incident 2: The Nacho Nightmare |
Incident 3: The Cheeto Under the Table |
Incident 4: The Unresolved Chex-astrophe
We are currently investigating these incidents and will update this report as more information becomes available.