Snoozle Syndrome: The Industrialist's Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Industrialists, rejoice! Welcome to the world of Snoozle Syndrome, where the art of productivity meets the science of procrastination.

Below, you'll find our expert advice on how to turn your life into a never-ending cycle of laziness, boredom, and existential dread.

• Industrialist's Guide to Procrastination: The 7-Step Plan to Achieving Nothing
• The Art of Making Excuses: A Guide to Convincing Others (and Yourself) That You're Not Lazy
• The Industrialist's Guide to Binge-Watching TV: A 24-Hour Marathon of Productivity-Killing Entertainment

Remember, with Snoozle Syndrome, the key to success is not trying too hard.

So, take a deep breath, and let the Snoozle Syndrome guide you through the never-ending journey of doing nothing.

And if you're feeling overwhelmed, just click here to learn how to blame it on your boss.

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, just click here to learn how to blame it on your cat.

And if all else fails, just click here to learn how to blame it on the apocalypse.

But don't say we didn't warn you...