Snoozle-Syndrome Treatment

Treatment Plan:

• Step 1: Invent a reason to stay in bed
• Step 2: Convince yourself that Netflix binge-watching is research
• Step 3: Develop a complex system of pulleys and levers to avoid getting up to use the bathroom
• Step 4: Claim the cat needs you to stay in bed
• Step 5: prophets of doom, the pillows, have declared it's not safe to leave the bed

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