When to Watch Your Ex (Like Your Life Depends On It)

It's 3am, and your ex just posted a new selfie. You know the drill.

When They're Happy

Don't. Just don't. You know what's good for you, friend.

When to Ignore Your Ex

When They're Sad

Send them a strongly-worded, passive-aggressive, totally-not-passive-aggressive-but-definitely-passive-aggressive message.

When to Play 'Don't Let It Go to Your Head'

When They're Angry

Just... don't.

When to Cry into Your Coffee Cup

When to Just Go Full-On Stalker

You know it's coming, you can't stop it, it's like the tide.

When to Channel Your Inner Private Investigator