SOCK HOARDERS UNITE!

Welcome to the most epic guide for the most elite group of sock enthusiasts! You know who you are - the ones who've been hoarding socks like they're going out of style (literally).

• Sock Hoarding Statistics (Did you know the average hoarder has 17 pairs of socks per square foot of closet space?!)
• Sock Rituals (From pairing with matching coffee cups to performing the ancient art of sock-fu, we've got you covered)
• Sock Hoarding Anxiety Disorder (You're not alone - we've got a whole support group for that)
• Sock Hoarding Hacks (From doubling your socks to hiding them in your neighbor's mailbox, we've got the secrets)