Sock Hoarding Theories

Exploring the Uncharted Territory of Sock Enthusiasm

Warning: The following theories are highly speculative, potentially disturbing, and may lead to an increased risk of sock-related anxiety.

The Sock Singularity

Proposed by renowned sock expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, this theory posits that the accumulation of socks in a given environment will eventually reach a critical mass, causing the fabric of reality to unravel.

Learn more about the symptoms of the Sock Singularity

The Sock Economy

This theory, developed by the Institute of Sock Studies, suggests that the value of a sock is directly proportional to its perceived rarity. The more unique the sock, the higher its value.

Read the Sock Economy primer

Disclaimer: Sock hoarding is not actually a thing. Or is it?

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