According to rigorous, completely-not-made-up research, there are five categories for calf socks:
These socks are for the fashionably-challenged who insist on wearing them even in the summer.
Recommended for: Farmers, gardeners, and anyone who likes to get their feet dirty.
Summer Socks SubpageThese socks are for the fashionably-challenged who insist on wearing them even in the summer but with a hint of style.
Recommended for: Runners, cyclists, and anyone who likes to get their feet wet.
Athletic Socks SubpageThese socks are for the fashionably-challenged who insist on wearing them even in the summer but with a dash of class.
Recommended for: DJs, bartenders, and anyone who likes to get their feet noticed.
Nightlife Socks SubpageThese socks are for the fashionably-challenged who insist on wearing them even in the summer but with a splash of drama.
Recommended for: Opera singers, ballerinas, and anyone who likes to get their feet dramatic.
Theatrical Socks SubpageThese socks are for the fashionably-challenged who insist on wearing them even in the summer but with an air of elegance.
Recommended for: Fashionistas, ballroom dancers, and anyone who likes to get their feet refined.
Formal Socks Subpage