In a shocking turn of events, our sock puppets have risen up, demanding an end to the tyranny of matching sock pairs. They've taken over key government buildings, hijacked major cities, and are now dictating the world's sock distribution.
The world is in shambles, and our leaders are at a loss for what to do. Some say it's the end of the world as we know it, while others claim it's just a typical Monday.
As we speak, our sock puppet overlords are busy rewriting the rules of society, one missing mate at a time.
Stay tuned for further updates, or join us in the fight for the sole-ful future!