Breaking News: Sock Reform Bill Passes!
After weeks of debate, the Sock Reform Bill has passed, making it mandatory for all socks to be worn on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
The bill, championed by Senator Sockius Maximus, aims to reduce sock-related injuries and improve overall footwear harmony.
A coalition of sock manufacturers and safety experts hailed the bill as a major step forward, saying it would save countless toes from certain doom.
However, critics argue that the bill is a slippery slope, citing the dangers of mandatory footwear conformity.
Stay tuned for further updates as this is a developing story.
Learn more about the Sock Reform Bill