The Great Sock Drawer of Despair

Welcome to the depths of the sock drawer, where the missing socks come to play. It's a real existential crisis, folks.

We've got singles, we've got pairs, we've got socks with holes, and we've got socks that smell like your aunt.

But don't worry, we've got the experts on hand to help you navigate this sea of despair:

• Subroutine 01: The Sock Whisperer
• Subroutine 02: The Sock Detective
• Subroutine 03: The Sock Counselor
• Subroutine 04: The Sock Therapist