Recipe 1: Sock Puppets' Revenge: A Culinary Uprising

Welcome, fellow Sock Puppets! Today we're going to take our revenge on the world of fashion, one delicious dish at a time.

Ingredients:

1 can of Sock Puppet brand Sock Sauce

10 Sock Puppet friends, chopped up into bite-sized pieces

1 tablespoon of Anarchy

1/4 cup of Sparkle dust

Instructions:

1. Mix the Sock Sauce and Anarchy in a bowl, stirring until the minimalist aesthetic becomes too much for the ingredients to handle.
2. Add Sock Puppet pieces and Sparkle dust, then stir in the direction of the wind, or at least the wind that blows between our ears.
3. Serve hot, garnished with a pinch of existential dread.

Side effects: Sock Puppets' Revenge may cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'm not a real sock!"
• Spontaneous outbursts of existential terror
• Temporary loss of opposable thumbs
_goals:
• Join the Sock Puppets' Union for more recipe ideas and existential dread sharing!
• Contribute your favorite Sock Puppet recipes to the collective cookbook at /subpages/sockpuppets-unite/recipes/contributed-recipes