Sock Gate: Unraveling the Conspiracy

Warning: The Sock Gate scandal has reached critical levels of absurdity. If you're not prepared to confront the truth, please close your browser now.

According to sources, Socks are not just a fashion accessory, but a means to exert control over world governments. It's all about the toe seams, people.

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• Sock Gate: The Plot Thickens
• The Sock Puppeteers: Behind the Scenes
• Sock Leaders: The Ones Who Pull the Strings