The Sock Puppetry Manifesto
It's time to shed the skin of reality. To reveal the puppeteers behind the sock puppets. To expose the tangled web of strings that control our every move. We're not just talking about marionettes and ventriloquists here, but the intricate machinery of influence and control that keeps our world in check.
Join us in the resistance. Uncover the truth. Don't just wear your socks, be them.
Learn about the Sock Puppet Hierarchy and how it's been controlling our minds for centuries.
Find out about Sock Puppet Sympathy and how it's being used to keep the masses docile.