Socks of Justification, Items 31-40

Item 31: "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just on Energy-Saving Mode"

These socks are for people who want to justify their lack of productivity. They're like, totally not lazy, they're just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix.

Learn more about the science of Energy-Saving Mode

Item 32: "My Cat Ate the Sock, I Swear"

These socks are for people who want to deflect blame for their missing socks. Perfect for when your cat is looking particularly innocent.

Read more about the art of Feline Sock Mismanagement

Item 33: "I'm Not Hoarding, I'm Just Collecting Socks"

These socks are for hoarders who want to justify their massive collection. It's not hoarding, it's just sock-enthusiasm.

Learn about the thrill of the Sock Collector's Anonymous

Item 34: "I'm Not Late, I'm Just Running on Sock-Time"

These socks are for people who want to blame their tardiness on a faulty time-keeping system.

Read more about the Sock-Time Theory

Item 35: "I'm Not Overweight, I'm Just Sock-Rich"

These socks are for people who want to justify their love of snacks. It's not overeating, it's just sock-based snacking.

Learn about the Sock-Based Snack Diet

Item 36: "I'm Not Old, I'm Just Chronologically Gifted"

These socks are for people who want to blame their age on a gift of chronological perspective.

Read more about the art of Aging-Well

Item 37: "I'm Not Bored, I'm Just Sock-Induced Stimulation"

These socks are for people who want to blame their boredom on a lack of sock-based stimulation.

Learn about the Sock-Based Entertainment Industry

Item 38: "I'm Not Forgetful, I'm Just Sock-Resistant"

These socks are for people who want to blame their forgetfulness on a sock-based memory system.

Read more about the Sock-Based Memory Technique

Item 39: "I'm Not Unmotivated, I'm Just Sock-Driven"

These socks are for people who want to blame their lack of motivation on a sock-based drive system.

Learn about the Sock-Based Motivation Technique

Item 40: "I'm Not Uninspired, I'm Just Sock-Infused"

These socks are for people who want to blame their lack of inspiration on a sock-based creative process.

Read more about the Sock-Based Art of Inspiration