Socks of Justification: 4

Today's Sock of Justification is:

Because I'm feeling fancy and I just spilled coffee on my shirt.

This is a totally valid reason for wearing socks, don't @ me.

Other Socks of Justification:

• 3: Because I'm secretly a pirate and I'm allergic to shirts.
• 5: Because I just won a pie-eating contest.

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