Algorithm of Shame

This algorithm is a behemoth of embarrassment, a monolith of mortification. It's a behemoth that will consume your every waking moment, leaving you with only the faintest glimmer of hope.

Here are the steps to follow:

  1. Check your social media for any posts from the past 48 hours.
  2. Reread every single one of them, making sure you remember every embarrassing moment.
  3. Cry.
  4. Post an update, detailing your shame.
  5. Link it to all your friends.

We're not kidding. This algorithm is a real doozy.

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