The Algorithm:
Step 1: Identify the Problem (or not)
Step 2: Pretend to Care
Step 3: Add More Socks (because that's always the answer)
Step 4: Profit!
Or, you know, just wing it.
Side Effects of Algorithm 42:
May cause excessive sock hoarding, spontaneous combustion, or mild amusement.
Side effects not guaranteed. Probably.
Consult your local sock doctor if symptoms persist.