According to renowned Sock Philosopher, Professor P. Bottomsworth, "A sock is not just a sock, it's a justification for existence."

Here, we'll delve into the intricacies of:

• Sock Ontology
• Sock Axiology: The Study of Sock-Related Truths
• Sock Ethics: The Code of Conduct for Sock Wearers

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may wish to explore:

• Sock Exotica: The Hidden Patterns of Sock Collecting
• Sock Surrealism: The Art of Sock-Based Dadaism