Socks of Justification

Because who needs pants, really?

Principle 1: Socks Should be Loud

A sock that doesn't make a statement is no sock at all. The louder the better, the more it justifies the existence of socks.

Principle 2: Socks Must be Obtrusive

You know what's more obtrusive than a neon pink sock? A neon pink sock with flashing lights. And a built-in speaker that plays "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat.

Principle 3: Socks Should Blindly Obey Fashion

Just because everyone else is doing it, doesn't mean it's right. But hey, who are we to argue with the fashion gods?