Meet the team behind the most creative excuses ever conceived:
Lead Justifier of the team. His excuses are so convincing, you'll want to believe him too.
View his personal justification policy (pdf)The team's expert in creative reasoning. She'll twist the truth until it justifies your existence.
Take her course on Justification Techniques (pdf)Our resident data analyst. He'll crunch numbers until they justify your actions.
Read his report on Statistical Justification (pdf)