Socks of the Future: Granting Temporary Telekinetic Powers
Warning: these socks are not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone who values stability in their footwear.
Our socks have been tested on various individuals with varying results:
Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable telekinetic urges
- Temporary loss of motor function
- Increased risk of sock puppetry
- Spontaneous combustion (rare)