Warning: the following content is highly philosophical and may cause existential dread.
The Socks of the Innocent are a metaphysical force to be reckoned with. They exist outside the space-time continuum, yet are woven into the very fabric of reality.
Their purpose is to hold the socks of the guilty, the socks of the damned, and the socks of the moderately-irksome in place. Without them, the universe would be a tangled mess of footwear.
Read more about the Socky Theory of Relativity
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