Socks of the Innocent Philosophy

A Treatise on the Futility of Fashion

In a world where socks are the truest expression of one's identity, the Sock of the Innocent Philosophy seeks to unravel the complexities of our footed existence.

Sock of the Innocent Ethics | Sock of the Innocent Metaphysics

Core Tenets

The Absurdity of Fashion

In the face of an infinite array of sock options, we find ourselves lost in a sea of choices, forever trapped in the abyss of our own preferences.

Sock Ontology

The Sock of the Unkempt

In a world where the perfectly knotted sock is the ultimate symbol of societal oppression, we must resist.

Sock Revolt