Welcome to the Socky Debate Rules

Here are the definitive guidelines for debating with a sock puppet:

• Rule 1: Socks must be worn on feet at all times
• Rule 2: No arguing with the sock puppet, arguing with the sock owner is fine
• Rule 3: Socks with holes are invalid
• Rule 4: No using the sock puppet as a distraction
• Rule 5: Sock puppets must be treated with respect, even after the debate

Socky Debate Rule 1: Socks Must Be Worn on Feet at All Times

It's a basic human right, folks! Socks must always be on your feet, or else the debate is invalid.

Exceptions include:

• When your feet are in the washing machine, socks are allowed to be in the dryer.
• When you're in a sock-themed amusement park, socks are allowed to be on your hands.

Any other exceptions will be met with stern disapproval.

Socky Debate Rule 2: No Arguing with the Sock Puppet, Argue with the Sock Owner

The Sock Puppet is a sacred entity. Don't even think about it.

When engaging in a debate, please direct all your arguments towards the human behind the sock puppet.

Example:

1. Example 1: Debate with a Human
2. Example 2: Debate with an Inanimate Object

Example 1: Debate with a Human

When engaging in a debate, make sure to address the human behind the sock puppet.

For example:

• When the sock puppet says "I'm right!", say "Actually, you're wrong, human!"
• When the sock puppet says "No!", say "Yes, you're just not listening to me, human!'"

Socky Debate Rule 3: Socks with Holes are Invalid

Socks with holes are, well, invalid.

No debate is valid if the sock is held together with safety pins or rubber bands.

Get a new sock, people!

Socky Debate Rule 4: No Using the Sock Puppet as a Distraction

Don't try to sway your opponent with cute, googly eyes or a sassy expression.

Stick to the topic at hand.

Example:

1. Example 4A: The Sock Puppet's Cute Face
2. Example 4B: The Sock Puppet's Sassy Mouth

Example 4A: The Sock Puppet's Cute Face

Don't fall for it!

Those big, round eyes and that adorable smile are just a ploy to distract you from the topic.

Stay focused!

Example 4B: The Sock Puppet's Sassy Mouth

Dont be swayed by that sassy attitude!

The Sock Puppet is just trying to get under your skin.

Stay calm and stick to the facts.

Socky Debate Rule 5: Sock Puppets Must be Treated with Respect

Don't call the Sock Puppet a "dummy" or "a sock in the game".

Remember, it's just a tool, a vessel for your argument.

Be kind, be gentle, and be respectful.