Rule 1: Socks are for feet, not for decoration.

When in doubt, ask yourself: "Am I wearing socks for a legitimate reason or just to show off?"

Rule 2: Socks are not an excuse for poor planning.

Having multiple pairs of socks in the wash? That's called being lazy, not stylish.

Rule 3: Socks are not a substitute for actual talent.

Just because you can wear fancy socks doesn't mean you're a fancy person. Get a hobby, learn a skill.

Rule 4: Socks are not for everyone.

Not everyone is a sock person. Some people are more into... other things. (But let's be real, they're probably wrong.)