Intergalactic Contract Negotiations

Section 1: Article 1, Subarticle 1

Section 1: Article 2, Subarticle 2

Contract 1: The Right to Self-Destruct

Article 1: The Right to Self-Destruct

The undersigned hereby grants the right to self-destruct, provided the destruction is performed in a manner that does not harm the surrounding space-time continuum.

Article 2: Mandatory Space-Time Continuum Insurance

The undersigned hereby requires mandatory space-time continuum insurance to be held on all persons entering into this contract.

Article 3: Fine Print

Any and all disputes arising from the interpretation of this contract shall be resolved by the Intergalactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms Dispute Resolution Commission.

Contract 2: Mandatory Space-Time Continuum Insurance

Article 1: Mandatory Space-Time Continuum Insurance

The undersigned hereby requires all parties entering into this contract to carry the minimum level of space-time continuum insurance as specified by the Intergalactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms.

Article 2: Insurance Policy Cancellation

This contract is null and void if the insurance policy is cancelled prior to the commencement of space-time continuum travel.

Article 3: Space-Time Continuum Insurance Excess

The undersigned hereby agrees to pay an excess of 100,000 Galactic Credits on all claims made under this policy.

Contract 3: The Fine Print of Intergalactic Law